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You’re going to South America, Mr. Fredricksen?”

(Source: disneydailly, via behappy-mate)

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2 weeks ago

A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

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2 weeks ago

hexacodethespian:

Never get a puppy because you want a puppy, get it if you want a dog. A kitten will grow into a cat, a duckling will grow into a duck, and bunnies/goldfish can live over ten years.

Don’t get a pet if you’re not willing to commit.

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king-grimes-queen:

bgtea:

camwyn:

vat1cancame0s:

flutterskies:

everyone stop what you’re doing
there’s a platypus on your dash

Reblogging because I don’t think I have ever seen a platypus walk before and…just…squeak.

Platypus are land critters almost as weird as my beloved freaky sealife. Between the monotreme thing, the walk that looks like they have the anatomy of a crocodilian under their fur, the beak part, and the fact that they’ve got ten sex chromosomes (seriously), they’re some of the most freaktacular land beasties around.

The males are also venomous and can deliver their venom through this protrusion on their hind leg.

They fucking lay eggs

king-grimes-queen:

bgtea:

camwyn:

vat1cancame0s:

flutterskies:

everyone stop what you’re doing

there’s a platypus on your dash

Reblogging because I don’t think I have ever seen a platypus walk before and…just…squeak.

Platypus are land critters almost as weird as my beloved freaky sealife. Between the monotreme thing, the walk that looks like they have the anatomy of a crocodilian under their fur, the beak part, and the fact that they’ve got ten sex chromosomes (seriously), they’re some of the most freaktacular land beasties around.

The males are also venomous and can deliver their venom through this protrusion on their hind leg.

They fucking lay eggs

(Source: hermajestyschimera, via cowardlylips)

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2 weeks ago
twlboaj:

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twlboaj:

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(Source: kulbashnaya, via cowardlylips)

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2 weeks ago
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